Welcome to Starling Melody Neocities!

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my name is starling and this is my neociites. i am the fifth corner of the time cube i amd the center and the circumference of the universe. if you love me then you are circumscribed within my perimeter.

my hobbies include sex and getting bitches.., creating and destroying and sustaining. but kindness is the most important thing

If I have to spend four more seconds on this earth I am going to lose it and destroy its architect. So perfectly and meticulously designed to torment me but not in the fun ways I want to be. Whoever's idea this was give me your address so I can send you mail

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whores out whores out! discks out for my sluts shoutout to those who have sex!! stay sexy stay beautiful

and to everybunny out there who refrains from intercourse through no fault of their own or just from plain hatred of it: stay beautiful just the way you are and contact me by e-mail for a free kiss on the forehead

everybody stay putrid everybody stay vile everybody stay spiteful and hating and destructive and angry

sloppy starlings

• 3 white onions
• 1 head garlic
• 3 tbsp chili flakes
• 5 tbsp paprika
• 4 tbsp soy sauce
• 1 can tomato sauce
• 2 tbsp olive oil
• 4 tbsp Heinz mustard
• 6 tbsp brown sugar
• 1/4c apple cider vinegar
• salt TT
• msg TT
• 1 lb ground chicken or beef

you already know how it is bitch!! wake up the aromatics add the wet ingredients add the meat and EAT! THAT! SLOPPY!!!

(all quantities are pulled directly out of my ass. add to taste instead)

If anybody has found any especially cool bugs my home address is below for you to mail them to. I spend my weekends giving them various psychidelic drugs and taking a nap, with my expectation being that one of them will trip so hard it will vividly dream that it became a human, and that will cause me in my dream to dream I became a bug. I believe that once I perfect this technique I will be able to fine-tune it in order to become a bug perfectly and live its whole life from start to finish in one nap, allowing me to spend the rest of my life in an eternity of reincarnating as various bugs between short 8 hr stints of going to work doing my normal job. Success has been limited so far (the bugs just keep dying, so I know the drugs definitely have an effect on them and I am working to study their behaviours better to determine what an effective dose is now that I know the lethal one)

(it should also be noted I've not yet worked out the effective dose on napping to make me a functional person who doesn't do this to bugs)